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FART

HAHAHAHHAH FUNNY FART
JOE: DID YOU FART?
DAVE: YES I DID FART!
by DFGHYUJI76READFGTYUI March 24, 2024
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head fart

Acting on an idea haphazardly and turns out to have awful consequences, to then relegate the idea as a head fart. It is a matter of leadership that head farts are not perused. Acting without care and throwing caution to the wind is "reckless." It describes behavior that is careless or heedless of consequences, often requiring unnecessary risks, disregarding potential dangers and taking on unacceptable losses. When people venture into these bad decisions that they realize afterward they should not have, they label the idea a head fart or brand someone else's idea as a head fart.
They have leadership by the tyrants for the tyrants, while we have leadership by head farts.

The head fart which is invading Ukraine, maybe so-and-so had a head fart.
by WhateverJack March 7, 2023
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Friendly fart

A particular instance of flatulence that is welcoming and produces no negative side effects in children and small animals upon exposure.
When my traditional family entered THE RADIO SHACK, the cashier emitted a raucous, yet friendly fart. We all giggled in a christian-like manner, which then led to a wonderful discussion on how the flatulence reminded us all of watching the Hallmark Channel with our Grandmothers.
by JP_for_real_this_time October 27, 2021
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unborn fart

"UBF" An unborn fart found on a stomach xray...
There are 5 unborn farts on your xray
by Kuehlstein December 23, 2017
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throwing a fart

When you know you're going to fart, you place one hand perpindicular to your anus, catching your fart, closing your hand into a shallow fist, then moving your fist to the underside of an unsuspecting victims nose and releasing said fart. The effect takes a split second to occur, giving the poop-etrator an opportunity to escape
After a long night of drinking, throwing a fart At his wife was Donnie's only pleasure. The result was vomit
by Barn Animal May 15, 2016
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Hack fart

Predictable viewpoint espoused dogmatically by uninformed trolls seeking attention.
"Why would I care about that guy's hack farts?"
by mattthecoxcomb March 6, 2020
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Bangla farts

I love Lebanese women (Bangla farts)
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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