penis

The thing all those Gay fucks want.
Pride doesn't exist here.

PewDiePie: Hey nigga give me your penis!
Guy: *Gives Penis*
PewDiePie: Fuck THE JEWS! *Cream*

by tlucelomsesimonoces June 6, 2020

Penis

Something every matthew hasn't got

Yo, have you seen matt

Oh yeah that dude without a penis?

Yeah thats him

by Josh C 263 February 15, 2022

penis

my penis is very small but produces milk

person 1:last night i was tuggin on my penis and milk came out

person 2:oh did u try it

person 1:yes

by pussymanwithafatweiner March 22, 2022

Peni

A very beautiful athletic girl that is sometimes sassy to others. She can act fake sometimes but still has a smile on her face most of the time. She laughs at the stupidest things ever.

"Look at how pretty Peni is"

by Aron pleather February 27, 2019

Penis Heresy

Any word or phrase spoken against the one and only true lord’s Genitalia.

“Father mark, you are sentenced to a game of dick-blade for penis heresy!”

by Codedher December 25, 2019

Penis Fly Trap

A girl can trick any man into hooking up with her, even if she is not very attractive. She is at her strongest when alcohol is present within the enviorment.

Doug: Noooo way man you didnt hook up with her again?

Garret: Man that ho be a penis fly trap!

by Raztastic Voyage September 26, 2009

Penis

A male exclusive body part. Its wobbly so you should hold it in place while you are taking a piss.

Some random kid drew a picture of a penis in the school bathroom,

by ﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ April 20, 2022