beat like a drum

Something that is beat (but expressed here as a simile pun). Tired, old, oldfashioned, boring, lame, played-out.

That bar (or party) was beat like a drum.

beat like a drum by H.C. Tunison January 18, 2008

Cock like a mouse's ear 

A particularly small penis

That's the last time I date a body-builder! All those big muscles but a cock like a mouse's ear!

Cock like a mouse's ear by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

Bundled Like Bernie 

Wearing a condom

Dave: So you did the deed. Did you put on your rain coat?
Steve: I was Bundled Like Bernie!

Bundled Like Bernie by Greg Landers January 28, 2021

shook like a mice 

1. when someone gets scared shit
2. when someone gets crossed up by a big asian kid in basketball

Yo i was compressing u and u got shook like a mice!!!!!

shook like a mice by GEO July 21, 2003

I like you for who you are 

A sentence used when a male is pretending to be interested in what a woman thinks and says just so he can get some ass.

In most cases, the female is blonde.

"Why'd you hit on me tonight when there are so many hotter girls?"

"I like you for who [you are}"

I like you for who you are by girl6 May 30, 2004

spinning like a hit dog 

exerting a lot of energy while achieving no positive results other then providing great amusement to those around you.

When Fred's girlfriend went into labor, he was still spinning like a hit dog when the ambulance showed up.

spinning like a hit dog by PhillTheFireman January 25, 2008

off like a jews foreskin

can be used with anything with off in the sence

byee im off like a jews foreskin

off like a jews foreskin by hayleyyabba August 20, 2008