The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.
You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"
Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"
You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"
Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"
Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?
It's Fred, he crapped on my face...
California Hot Pocket, huh?
yup...
nice..
It's Fred, he crapped on my face...
California Hot Pocket, huh?
yup...
nice..
by Von Mannshaft February 25, 2009
Get the California Hot Pocket mug.Similar to the Texas Chili Bowl, the Texas Hot Rod consists of ingaging in an act of sexual intercourse. From the "doggy-style" position, the giver will put Tabasco on his penis, while wearing a condom. Then he will then insert his sauced up penis into his/her anus/vagina. To fully achieve the element of suprise from the burning sensation, one must not tell the reciever about the Tabasco in advance.
"My boyfriend gave me a Texas Hot Rod last night and my ass still burns, last time I dont make him a ham sandwich after sex."
"Hey hunnie, I'm going to pick up some condoms and 'supplies' for tonight... have you ever heard of a Texas Hot Rod before?"
"Hey hunnie, I'm going to pick up some condoms and 'supplies' for tonight... have you ever heard of a Texas Hot Rod before?"
by Wheres the Beef? October 4, 2006
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Get the hot shower mug.When one takes a dump in a girl's mouth and her mouth has seran wrap so she only gets the heat not the meat.
by Victor May 20, 2003
Get the vegetarian hot lunch mug.hot-n-tots of east africa know how to hand jive! been jiven, jigin da jig, honkin wah-wha-tutsi, pounding congo drums for thousands of years. White boys can't jump!
by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006
Get the hot-n-tots mug.While getting head under the covers, pull the sheets tight so she is forced to deep throat your hog. Let out the largest fart you can muster and bust your load to the back of her throat. giving her a hot box and a lunch all at once
by 9 in Sammy December 21, 2008
Get the Hot Box Lunch mug.As revealed in the lyrics to the song by Megan Thee Stallion, it's a spree of fucking other women's boyfriends (while calling those women hoes), but only if they spend a lot of money on the self righteous hoe. When these hoes are questioned about the meaning of "hot girl summer" they respond with vague euphemisms about being free and unapologetically yourself (aka shameless hoes), ignoring the lyrics of the song, the behavior they themselves apply it to, and ironically not confident that this behavior is justifiable when described honestly.
"Lil' thundercat, throw it back, he can't handle that
I'on want to talk unless a nigga finna throw a stack
Bad attitude, but I'm cute so he call me bae
I'ma need that head, give me neck like a vertebra
Check my body, oochie wally, where ya' wallet?
If I take yo' nigga it's nothing you can do about it (not at all)"
"Lil' thundercat, throw it back, he can't handle that
I'on want to talk unless a nigga finna throw a stack
Bad attitude, but I'm cute so he call me bae
I'ma need that head, give me neck like a vertebra
Check my body, oochie wally, where ya' wallet?
If I take yo' nigga it's nothing you can do about it (not at all)"
by smutterbutter420 December 23, 2019
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