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Pakman Penis

When your penis is so mutilated that it splits from side to side like Packman. People with packman penis like to 'dock' with each other. Sages say that if you manage to eat all the fruit (Cherry, Strawberry, Orange, Apple, Melon, Galaxian, Bell, Key) with your Pakman penis you will get a powerup!
Srini totally wants to Pakman Penis you!
by Ohnoes-pop April 2, 2019
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Penis

Something men have and its mostly private and used for sex
penis: it time to jerk off
girl: that penis feels so good
by UrbanHasBigDick March 4, 2022
mugGet the Penismug.

penis

bro have you seen fred's penis its so small
by thebombbraxen December 13, 2022
mugGet the penismug.

penis dipper

Jaquan: Mane that bitch called me a penis dipper, i swear i had to fuck and go
Homie: Bruh you funny
mugGet the penis dippermug.

Kimmel's Penis

A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.
"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"
by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022
mugGet the Kimmel's Penismug.

sex penis

a sex penis is a complement to all people with a hitler hair do
bro 1: hey sex penis

bro2: i dont look that much like hitler smh
by penis 1100998877 December 4, 2020
mugGet the sex penismug.

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