Ur mom

Ur mom was in my bed.
by Tobi >:D October 01, 2021
Get the Ur mom mug.

Ur Mom

Ther hottest Bi*tch evr...
by That_Faggot August 09, 2022
Get the Ur Mom mug.

Mom-Punch

To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.

Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good
For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”

Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.

Mom-punch
by Lyrinosis December 25, 2017
Get the Mom-Punch mug.

zayhs mom

zayhs mom also known as the baddest mother in packing com, so beautiful with the best looking owl eyes.
i’d marry zayhs mom with no hesitation what’s he gonna do? bring out the apo?
by sinoro April 19, 2022
Get the zayhs mom mug.

Chris mom

Chris mom THICCccccC
by Chris'smomxo May 10, 2017
Get the Chris mom mug.

Kangaroo mom

Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.
She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.
by Call them as I see them February 09, 2019
Get the Kangaroo mom mug.

Mom-zoned

A girl saying they're your literal "mother."
Girl: OMG ur literally my son!

Guy: I just got Mom-zoned.
by Rybread118 March 07, 2023
Get the Mom-zoned mug.