dirty hammock

An uncanny woman's vaginal area especially if it's flappy. One in which you go in and come out dirtier than you went in.

I went down on this girls dirty hammock and felt like I was eating used hockey equipment.

by BUSTABYMZ October 3, 2017

The Dirty Patrick

When a transvestite bends over to indicate it is ready to mate. The transvestite then lowers its pants and under garments to reveal a morphed mussy and anus to reveal a purple butthole.

Slash has The Dirty Patrick

by bham69420 January 4, 2023

Dirty Melisa

When you’re so deep in her anal hole that she defecates all over your schlong and you pull out shove it in her mouth and yell out “hi ho silver, yummy bummy in your tummy”

That Dirty Melisa tasted like last night’s chunky bolognese it made me crave spaghetti again

by Itsrealcaussisaidso April 7, 2023

Dirty Reme

When you are letting your guy hit from behind and he reaches around using your favorite toy til you get off. Then he licks the toy clean.

Bro my girl made me the best dinner ever so I gave her a Dirty Reme

by Memequeensupreme April 6, 2023

dirty cady

Likes dick in between tits while getting fucked in the ass

she is probably into dirty cady
She's done a dirty cady
Dirty Cady lover.

by flower_child420 April 1, 2020

dirty kalen

a dirty kalen is when you masturbate with hand sanitizer inside a Big Lots while prank calling a local Pet Smart asking if you can raw titty fuck a albino toned gerbil. After you hang up you ejaculate aggressively to a obese anteater with multiple pounds of explosive matter inside their rectum, once your semen reaches the explosive matter WW3 will be started due to the explosive reaction caused.

Wowza dude, I pulled a dirty kalen on Hillary Clinton!

by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023

Dirty Vasquez

Punching someone in the crotch for being a jerk.

Karen was being such a jerk she got a dirty vasquez.

by EAV7 February 18, 2021