Baby ass bitch

A man who cannot speak up for himself, or do anything for himself. Then acts passive aggressive, and blames you for everything.

Chris corkley is a baby ass bitch

by Otorhinolaryngology September 6, 2022

Baby mashed potatoes

When you chuck a baby or toddler into the highway and wait for the baby to become a bunch of mashed bits

I recently ate some good baby mashed potatoes at route 9

by jsqurriel November 21, 2019

why is the baby on fire

A question most people ask when their baby has been set aflame.

Husband: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

by HumannofHyrule January 16, 2018

police baby mustache

When a police officer pulls over a woman/man and eats their ass out in exchange for a warning. During, the "victim" poops and squirts a "police baby mustache" on the officer.

"Sargent, you were clean shaven this morning, is that a police baby mustache?"

by Nene78 December 25, 2016

Little Piss Baby

Gregory Wayne Abbott

“I visited Texas but I never saw a Greg Abbott Little Piss Baby sign”

by A/Bums October 6, 2022

bath time baby

the person who drops acid, and goes on a splash splash time adventure.

Man did you see Chris? He is totally a bath time baby right now.

by Katedog May 15, 2016

Titty baby mouth

When a child who is now an adult and they have a large over bite usually with oblong shaped upper and lower jaw and messed up teeth. Usually is caused from sucking either on titties or bottles or pacifiers for years as an infant through childhood.

“Damn look at that guy over there. He definitely has titty baby mouth!”

by TittyBabyMouth September 26, 2019