the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first
Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes
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Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!
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Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!
by Smitty February 24, 2003
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by LaurenKK1117 October 18, 2008
Get the hoebag mug.Chewbacca's lesser known sister, with whom he no longer associates with.
Before the galatic civil war, Chewbacca lived with his wookie family on the planet Kashyyyk.
His family was poor, so his sister started working on the streets, giving blowjobs for cash.
This soon led to anal sex and wild orgies, thus earning her the name "Hoebacca."
Before the galatic civil war, Chewbacca lived with his wookie family on the planet Kashyyyk.
His family was poor, so his sister started working on the streets, giving blowjobs for cash.
This soon led to anal sex and wild orgies, thus earning her the name "Hoebacca."
Guy 1: I need my dick sucked!
Guy 2: Look! Its that wookie slut, Hoebacca!
Hoebacca: *grrrrroooowwwwwl*
Guy 1: What the fuck?
Guy 2: She said she'll blow us both and take it in the ass from a dog for 10 bucks and a granny smith apple!
Guy 2: Look! Its that wookie slut, Hoebacca!
Hoebacca: *grrrrroooowwwwwl*
Guy 1: What the fuck?
Guy 2: She said she'll blow us both and take it in the ass from a dog for 10 bucks and a granny smith apple!
by Donald Hump April 22, 2008
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Lara: Whats a hoesy?
Jess: A hoesy is someone who acts like a hoe but does so with class.
Lara: Whats a hoesy?
Jess: A hoesy is someone who acts like a hoe but does so with class.
by Shenllis July 14, 2011
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Get the Hoesome mug.The common moment when a hoe experiences and goes into heat for about three hours. During this time, she or he will proceed to text or call as many partners that they have either previously had or want to have in bed for that duration of time. The difference between horny and hoeny is that a hoes horniness is about 12x greater than the average moment of heat the respectable woman has.
Hoe: "Come on darling, you know you've wanted to have this body for a while."
Normal Human Being: "Nah bitch you hoeny"
Normal Human Being: "Nah bitch you hoeny"
by SheIlshocked June 13, 2019
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"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."
by Tadeshad December 22, 2021
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