walk the cock

An awesome game in which people attempt to walk along a very large elongated inflated plastic tube, and usually end up falling in the water.

"Wow Teddy, you're not very good at walk the cock."
"Shut up bitch!"

by BadCowPun September 2, 2005

Cock Knocker

An absolute dick head, a fool.

'That DJ is playing the worst shit, he's such a
'Cock Knocker'!

by Erinjess February 23, 2008

Cock Monkey

A person of dubious ancestral background (i.e. closer to Neanderthal than is entirely comfortable) who sets themselves low standards and consistently fails to achieve them.

That George, he's a right Cock Monkey. I bet he couldn't even keep a McJob!

by Spank Wangler December 9, 2008

fudge cock

a faggot, homo, fudge packer, gay dude, ass clown, ass jockey, ass explorer, corn dog buddy, dick lick, but pirate... you get it.

Bobby: I hate that dutche bag Wyatt!!!
Chris: Yeah i know, i heard he was a faggot?
Bobby: Yeah. The other day he asked if i would have butt sex with him. But, i called him a dirty fudge cock and gave him a lack eye.
Chris: Hahaha

by Bobby Rodriguez jr December 19, 2007

Cock Bean

Someone Thats Acts Like An Imature Dick Without Noticing They Do It Basically <3

Dude1: "Dude Yuur Actin Like A Dick"
Dude2: "What?! Im Just Being Me"
Dude1: "Well...Then Yuur A Cock Bean"

by Samantha''Jayne <3 October 9, 2007

auto-cock

A large penis that is automatically awarded to someone based on their life performance.

We're seniors. We automatically have cocks. we have auto-cocks

by Black Master K April 11, 2008

cock ring

When a woman proposes to a man buy slobbing his knob if he says i do then they get married, but if he refuses to marry her she bites his dick really fuckin hard, then runs out the door and shits all over the sidewalk...usually.

When vanessa gave rj a cock ring he lied to her saying he would marry her but when she finished sucking his dick he slipped out the back door

by eddie van halen January 30, 2005