police baby mustache

When a police officer pulls over a woman/man and eats their ass out in exchange for a warning. During, the "victim" poops and squirts a "police baby mustache" on the officer.

"Sargent, you were clean shaven this morning, is that a police baby mustache?"

by Nene78 December 25, 2016

sweet baby thor

a fancy way of saying, "oh my god."

me: i hope you fall off a cliff fucking asshole terrible dick shit fuck why do you exist it’s offensive i hope you DIE satan take this gremlin back

her: sweet baby thor where this is anger come from

by 123612361236 January 8, 2012

Surrogate Felch Baby

The same as a felch baby, but instead you suck it out and blow the used semen into another female for the purpose of knockin' the bitch up.

Brandon is a surrogate felch baby

by anarchistcookbook February 23, 2012

That's not my baby to rock

when a situation arises that is not your problem to address or remedy

Friend 1: (late at night) Tito just got dumped and needs a place to stay for a few nights.

Friend 2: That's not my baby to rock. Sucka.

Or

G/F: I didn't cum
B/F: That's not my baby to rock.

by Red Mongoose March 6, 2011

Baby Nigga Euwingerling

The action of busting a fat nut with your own feet

Donald: Look at that!
Anderson: What is that?
Donald: Its a guy doing the Baby Nigga Euwingerling

by Home slice 1123 July 12, 2023

Sour Hop Baby

A baby who's mother exclusively drank craft beers while still in the womb.

Tyler is a Sour Hop Baby, his mom was crushing Belgian-Style Tripels in her third trimester.

by uniquefloria July 20, 2021

tank me baby

When the ass so good, you wanna get that huge meatal weapon firing your way.

Jane: Tank me baby
Jil: you got it baby

by kbshk August 29, 2021