Mario Dick

A dick that is short and fat. comparable with the fact Mario and Luigi have different heights and weights.
Basically a chode.

Hahaha Jamie really has a Mario Dick!

by tommyboygamer123 July 6, 2020

Dick cotton

(Richard) Dakotah Cotton

Yo fuck dick cottonq

by Kimgnayr March 31, 2017

Dick-pining

Basically the traditional roles of man chasing woman and woman being pursued is switched. And she is after your dick hence dick-pining.

Guy 1: "Dude butterface is keeps dick-pining me and I don't know how to deal with it."
Guy 2: "Well you can either use her or lose her ... or both."

by goin' hoggin December 6, 2010

gaunt dick

a nasty penis; very dirty not washed in days; full of germs and dieses

she says "i wouldnt never do him did you smell his gaunt dick"

he says "eeew nigga u gotta a gaunt dick"

by MR.MIND.YO.OWN LOL(= September 30, 2009

dick hustler

a person (male or female ) who goes out to have sex with as many partners as possiable.

Hey man don't mess with that hoe she's nothing but a dick hustler.

by Zrock September 26, 2017

dick clique

Upper levels of corporate America dominated by men.

The Forbes 500 has 15 women. Corporate America is a Dick Clique.

by The Really Old Christine December 19, 2011

dick darts

instead of a queef, it’s a fart from ur dick hole. 10/10 recommend for olympics

wanna play a quick game of dick darts before i go to bed?

by bhadbitchparty.tingz November 26, 2019