nippy hippy

a girl who accepts everyone and loves herself NO MATTER WHAT, she doesn't give a fuck but is also the nicest person. SHe wildin.

nippy hippy gal

by sailingcrew April 6, 2017

Music hippy

An insecure dickhead who brags about listening to old music and bashes everyone else's music.

Dylan- Yo man did u hear kanye is gunna drop a new album? It gunna be fire!
John- No and i dont care. You and your stupid rap music. I listen to real music like the beatles and Led Zeppelin. Modern day music sucks.
Dylan- Damn nigga chill its just music. And i dont fucking care that you listen to old music bruh. Stop bashin my shit for no reason. You like a music hippy or some shit.

by Dylan_slimshady August 22, 2017

Hungry Hippo

When a woman is in the midst of a bean flicking session and it's is approaching the point of no return, she's so intent on getting to that point that she's working on it like it's a game of Hungry Hippo

I walked in on Cheryl at the point of Hungry Hippo and wasn't going to interrupt her, so I just let her finish while I moisturized her tits with a steaming load

by Funking Barsteward September 18, 2017

shining hippo

Take a full tub of butter, melt in the microwave and then proceed to defacate in it. Place the butter back inside the fridge to set. The unsuspecting victim will eventually reach the end of the butter revealing the "Shining Hippo."

Why is my butter brown? Oh no! A shining hippo!

by Bob Apricot October 28, 2017

jumping hippo

The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.

Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.

Guy 2: Oh shit.

by A glazed donut November 11, 2017

Wild Hippopotamus

Itz ya boi. The wild hippopotamus does not take kindly to the likes of the people. Food is terrific for me even though sometime it tastes bad, ITS STILL FOOD.😤

Person: IS THAT A WILD HIPPOPOTAMUS.
Me: Wha-

by Wild Hippopotamus December 17, 2017

Science Hipster

Refers to a generation of society, born roughly around the death of grunge music, that refuses to believe anything that science tells them because it's too mainstream.

Science hipsters are the reason that we have people believe the earth is flat, and there is a 3rd option, besides male or female, to put on a birth certificate

I had to break up with Lisa. She kept telling me how the earth was flat and how She is going to let her baby choose her gender when it's old enough.

She is either stupid, or she is a science hipster.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior December 19, 2017