Brown bag special

the act of shitting in a bag and ringing someones door and slapping them in the face with it profusely and then when the shits everywhere kick them in the stomach and haul ass

LOL look at that loser who just got a brown bag special or we're gunna go to *name*'s house and give them a brown bag special

by sean May 18, 2003

certified bag chaser

Someone’s who’s always chasing that bag relentlessly

Jesse: AYO I think I’m a certified bag chaser?
Jeremy: nah ur cappin
Jesse: nah fr bro, I do decks, concrete and Christmas lights
Jeremy: aight u are not only a fucking certified bag chaser, you’re the JACK of all trades holy shit
Jesse: told you bro, gotta get GTA 6 for my menacing son

by Anonymous1946373 July 26, 2023

Mc-T-bag

When a man doesn't wash their ballsack for a long time and gets grease on their ballsack, then continues to drag their ballsack acrose another persons face leaving a grease mark on their face.

"Whats with Franks face." "some guy gave him a Mc-T-bag"

"Dude the douchebag is passed out. Give him a Mc-T-bag."

by ultra_queer December 30, 2011

chief keef bag

the ultimate item that is only owned by the gods and the ones blessed by them. also it poggers.

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A CHIEF KEEF BAG!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

by chief keef09834 April 19, 2022

Sleeping bag boys

Are men who have slept with the same women.

Yoooo are we Eskimo brothers?

Bro. You can't say that anymore. It's sleeping bag boys now.

by 575boy June 11, 2018

douche bag of the month

When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.

Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.

by TheRealBigN May 8, 2013

the big honey bag

The big honey bag is a ball sack smothered in honey and inserted into the vagina

My penis was too sore from over use to achieve conventional penetrative sex with my girlfriend. So I gave her the big honey bag instead.

by Foxyfoo October 11, 2016