You're mom

The better way of saying your mom.

Guy 1: you're mom ghay :sunglasses:
Guy 2: *roasted*

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 22, 2020

Mom

Love

Your the best. Thank you for always being there for me MOM!

by Baller1234🏀 May 1, 2019

jorny porny his mom

She is some hoe hoe hoe. she even works on the hoe hoe hoe school were she teaches little children to fuck, hmmmm indeed. it is the mom of jorntporny the most awful kid on earth and outside earth.

did you go to jorny porny his mom's school

by SPICYVAVTUSPORNO December 5, 2022

UR MOM

a word used to completely obliterate an person into bits

JIM: i ate cookies yesterday
JACL: well i ate ur mom

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sara: what r u talking about
amelia: ur mom
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FRANK: what did u guys do yesterday
MIKE: ur mom

by ur mamaa February 28, 2021

Your Mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.

by numberseven,manurinatesonfello March 8, 2022

Hot Mom Syndrome

When one’s Mother is so incredibly hot that they start to feel sick.

Kevin started to feel sick out of no where, he must have Hot Mom Syndrome.

by I<3 MILFs June 9, 2022

Your mom

The ultimate comeback to any diss or response. These holy words have the ability to destroy the careers of those unfortunate to receive them. The only chance to not get fooled by these words is to pray to god and repent your sins.

Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies

Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”

by Prepare thy anus January 26, 2020