Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth
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This asshole cunt “Nation” caused a world war, her ally(her vassal actually) Austria(back then Austria-Hungary) caused another. You wanna know how it happened?
Well it all started with Franz Ferdinand, Archduke of Austria being assassinated. By a fuckin Serbian. Austria-Hungary was pissed and he demanded that she(Serbia)pay up. Serbia said no and the world went to hell on World War 1, between Entente(UK, Russia, France, soon Italy, USA, JapanNo Germany and Japan were not lesbian this time, that is WW2, more) and the Central Powers(Germany, Austria-Hungary, later the Ottoman Empire and Bulgaria).
The Ottoman Empire simply joined because blame Germany.
After the Treaty of Versailles which ended WW1(Germany had to kill herself essentially) yeah this Austrian called Hitler was not happy he seized power via “democratic ways” then the Großdeutsches Reich anschulssed her former ally Österreich(he hated it) and Germany went on to take the Česko part of Czechoslovakia and make the Slovensko part into a puppet. Then Germany invaded/raped Poland because she was horny and needed that sweet sweet Danzig from him and decided to carve him up with his neighbor the USSR(he is big). Britain and France did not like this and declare war because they had a guarantee on his ass then France and the Benelux fell cuz incompetence then Germany tried taking the USSR but his ass was too big for her to handle then she died.
This asshole cunt “Nation” caused a world war, her ally(her vassal actually) Austria(back then Austria-Hungary) caused another. You wanna know how it happened?
Well it all started with Franz Ferdinand, Archduke of Austria being assassinated. By a fuckin Serbian. Austria-Hungary was pissed and he demanded that she(Serbia)pay up. Serbia said no and the world went to hell on World War 1, between Entente(UK, Russia, France, soon Italy, USA, JapanNo Germany and Japan were not lesbian this time, that is WW2, more) and the Central Powers(Germany, Austria-Hungary, later the Ottoman Empire and Bulgaria).
The Ottoman Empire simply joined because blame Germany.
After the Treaty of Versailles which ended WW1(Germany had to kill herself essentially) yeah this Austrian called Hitler was not happy he seized power via “democratic ways” then the Großdeutsches Reich anschulssed her former ally Österreich(he hated it) and Germany went on to take the Česko part of Czechoslovakia and make the Slovensko part into a puppet. Then Germany invaded/raped Poland because she was horny and needed that sweet sweet Danzig from him and decided to carve him up with his neighbor the USSR(he is big). Britain and France did not like this and declare war because they had a guarantee on his ass then France and the Benelux fell cuz incompetence then Germany tried taking the USSR but his ass was too big for her to handle then she died.
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