Texas Long Butt

When women wear tight jeans that press the fat in the bottom together and elongate up and down the butt.

Dang, that large girls pants are so tight she made some nice Texas Long Butt!

by DickCheneysDick September 2, 2017

Dirty Butt Pickle

Anything and EVERYTHING you don’t like, especially in a woman.

Your wife is a Dirty Butt Pickle.

by Dank meme boi October 21, 2018

Two Butts in a Banana

Like 2 peas in a pod: So similar to be indistinguishable or nearly so.

OR

If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.

"Hey Kerri, would you like..."
"Some tacos!"
"Yeah! Well aren't we just two butts in a banana"

by omally June 27, 2018

Nut on My Butt

The action of someone nutting on/in your ass.

"I have an idea, nut on my butt!"

by Jacksonson42 May 27, 2018

Mojito Butt Muddle

When you muddle mint in a female's butthole, except instead of a muddling tool, you use your dick.

Friend: aye man Tina's stank crevice was smelling minty fresh

Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle

Friend: nice bro!

by DomAndAustin May 31, 2016

anal butt plug

a butt plug for the anal cavity

i have an anal butt plug in my ass right now

by xdswaggermlg May 22, 2016

Tijuana butt plug

When Bill shoves a plump, juicy jalapeno in his butthole whilst receiving a sloppy BJ.

"Honey when you stop by Walmart later, grab some jalapenos so I can get a Tijuana butt plug tonight"

by Thebiggreek June 12, 2020