red carpeting

when you and your friends sit back and comment on anyone you see walking by

look at the fat chick with the shirt on that says "cutie"... seriously?
you see that dude's shoes? didn't know they still made L.A. Gear!!!
Sam and I were at the bar the other night, and we were red carpeting everyone that came through the door...

by knowledgeborn March 8, 2012

red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.

"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"

by AspireGnome May 8, 2012

Detroit Red Soviets

A derogatory nickname used by Red Wings haters (primarily the Blackhawks and Blues). Also, a name used to refer to its alleged ties to Russia/Soviet Union.

The Detroit Red Soviets always get all the breaks in the NHL, and our team can't. I'm glad when they lose a game.

by GOPhater May 30, 2012

red water

when a girl is on there period they bleed into a cup of water and stir it. drink.....

''m gunna go make myself a red water, anyone else want one?'
'no thanks, i already had one this morning'

by gross periods December 30, 2011

Red Ribbon

When you decide to go bareback on a chick who is on her period. Just after you cum and pull out, that little bit of stringy cum is still attached to your dick is covered in blood, resembling a thin red ribbon.

Casey found himself both repulsed and excited when he saw the red ribbon on his cotton sheets.

by Pteradactyl11 January 10, 2012

Red Dawn

A complete dick maneuver where you take a drunk chick who's on the rag and hook her up with someone else equally or more plastered. When they wake up in the morning they'll discover the sheets or couch they slept on to have a good amount of menstruation on them, hence red dawn.

Guy 1: Hey man, how was your night?
Guy 2: It sucked in a big way.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Dan hooked me up with some chick.
Guy 1: Why is that so bad? Was she ugly?
Guy 2: No. It's because I woke up this morning and my fucking couch had period blood all over it. Dan red dawned me.
Guy 1: That's a dick maneuverif I've ever seen one.

by Broba Fett March 8, 2011

Red Trolley

A red trolley is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period.

Dude, I totally gave your girl friend a red trolley last night.

by Phoenix911 March 10, 2011