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penis of a god

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener
by dinx not kendal October 11, 2020
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[Skinny penis]

when you so skinny that everyone can see is your pennis
Gầy dơ cu - DatHT
"why you so skinny pennis NamPH1997"
"sao mày gầy dơ cu thế hả NamPH1997"
skinny penis
by NamPNH May 12, 2019
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Penis

A thing which varies in size as per different individuals.... I have a big one
Chintu: What's your Penis size?
Mintu: 6ft
Chintu: oh, I have 25inch
Mintu: Nice
by Bobs sucker November 23, 2021
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Schrodinger's Penis

The situation of not knowing whether or not someone has a penis on the internet. Based on the theory of Schrodinger's Cat, where one cannot be sure if the cat is alive or dead within the box until one observes it with their own eyes, Schrodinger's Penis has the same basis, except instead of a cat in a box, its whether or not a penis is in someone's pants. A much easier way of saying "You never know whether or not someone is pretending to be a girl on the internet."

"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."
-"Man, Steve and his online girlfriend broke up recently"
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."
by 0theFool July 27, 2021
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Penis

The penis is a large shaft which is supposed to be placed in your mom, she usually enjoys it when you're her stepson
Hey stepson, wheres that fat penis of yours
by Big_cheese-balls.ca June 12, 2023
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penis princess

a girl who takes her boyfriend’s penis so good
by penisprincess.420 May 18, 2021
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Penis case

A place your penis should belong no matter what. A place that will satisfy the penises needs. A pussy. 8===D~ {(.)}
by lemmesqueezeyourtits September 24, 2019
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