your mom

a very hot woman who gave birth to you. everyone is currently doing her. there’s no escape.

“Wyd?”
“I’m doing your mom.”

by rat soup October 11, 2021

your mom

the ultimate comeback. you can be absolutely destroying a guy in an argument but they can just say “your mom” and end your entire career.

Guy 1: Bro, why is yo forehead so big?

Guy 2: Your mom

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

your mom

the funniest and best comeback in the world!!!

"HAHA I BET JAKE LIKED UR GIFTTT"

"i bet your mom liked my gift last night" #EPICGAMERMOMENT

by super funny sunny October 12, 2021

your mom

example...

me: hey, can i go over to your house.
friend: why???
me: to bang your mom

by anonymous October 13, 2021

Your mom

Scariest creature to be alive.

If you go to your kitchen at 3:00 am and yell fortnite boy 400 times a person called your mom will appear and slap the lif out of you.

by Your mom Your mom Your mom October 13, 2021

Ur Mom

Ur Mom s. f. - 1.Ur mom, parent, mother 2.Hotness if It was a person, ur mom

1.-Mom can we buy this lego set?

-Sure son/daughter.

2.-Ur mom's hot

-Ikr

by milkywayzz October 14, 2021

Mom

Mom, the most powerful being in the universe
Main Weapon: Belt
Weak Spot: None

Run, it's Mom

by DidUrMom127 October 14, 2021