Friends Couchdominium

The classy form of couch surfing, go from homeless to rich ass in seconds just by adding -dominium, like a barndominium sounds classy (but that shit is still a barn)

I’m not broke, I’m staying at my friends couchdominium

by Ron_MF_Jeremy August 21, 2018

fake friend

stupid pieces of shit that only talk to you when they need something from you or have no one else to talk to

Brad is a fake friend, he asked me for homework answers last night when he never gives me his

by 1anonbj January 13, 2025

friend

someone you are willing to die on call to

if a friend said: “the world is ending in 11 days”. another friend would say: “oh, let’s die on call”

by willandlilith May 24, 2018

Best friend

That one person that always have your back. Their loyal. And they most def ain't gonna be "friendly" when you wearing some ugly stuff .

Thats my best friend yesssss.

by daydaysossa January 27, 2019

Zero Dollar Friend

When you have a friend that is close to you and acts straight but is really gay or bi and trying to get closer to you

Omg Emily is Jackie’s zero dollar friend and Emily doesn’t even see it #LOL

by LeO4show October 1, 2018

Just another way of making new friends

; an idiom used sarcastically concerning any individual who's rude or abusive towards others verbally or physically.

Now that was so wrong. Guess it's just another way of making new friends?

by Panthera Atrox February 21, 2011

Romance and Friend-Dance

When you’re really attracted to your friend but not compatible to date, the middle ground between the one-night stand and the true love-making aka “ride-and-bride”is known as a “romance and friend-dance”.

(resubmission of accidental removal)

I don’t think it’s a good idea we date, so what do you say we just “romance and friend-dance” instead at my place?

by candiedbones November 8, 2021