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KID!

something said to mock "mik"
See lik mik.
by Anonymous April 7, 2003
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[coquee kids]

PRONOUNCED: CAWK-EE KIDS.
classy/trashy teenagers that wear excessive hippy jewellery and LOTS of pearls. not afraid to wear anything too bright or blinding. very classy and cunning, and unlike scene kids, they are proud to be coquee. insulted when called "preppy" wear stilletos and white or black or polka-dot leg-warmers. make anything out of fashion look terribly good. coquee kids can't live without their mascara and lipgloss.
marilyn monroe, audrey hepburn, vivi vennei, hippie, junkie, urban, trashy, label, prep, coquee kids
by xoxo______paradox January 17, 2009
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Elon's kids

One of them IS trans and hates him and he named one after a plane... And not "named after a plane" like "Boeing" or something (because even that isn't an unreasonable thing to name someone) but "A-12" like... X Æ A-12... Retarded... It's a retarded then to do. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? And here is how I would bully him: Use his name to address him but add 1 to it every time I talk to him. Oh! And one died in his babymama's arms and he lied about it publicly to garner sympathy in spite of the fact that he wasn't even there. He's not the champion of your kids.
Elon's kids "Mommy, why is my name a symbol and numbers instead of an actual name?"

Mommy "Well... Um... Uh... Daddy is... Retarded... Daddy's retarded... And... And I'm dumb as dogshit. It was a stupid thing to do. We should have changed it before you were old enough to realize what we did to you but... You know... Retarded..."

Elon's kids "But they call me X Æ A-69 now..."

Mommy "Yeah, it's- This is a simulation... That- Don't worry about- Just... Just go play with your brother-sister...."

X Æ A-5138008 ☹️

Hym "Waitwaitwait! You should change it to 'Truckazord' Pft! Nononono wait, 'Flabbergasted' change it to 'Flabbergasted' that's a good name, right? 'Flabbergasted' Oooooooh... You know what? How about *Disgruntled groan*? How's it spelled? 'UuUuUuUuGh!'Exclamation-point and all. NO! WAIT! THIS IS IT! 32⁰ South! And then!
😌☝️ THEN, we have it marry Ye's kid and take HER name (because we're progressive) And then he'll be 32⁰ South West! Call him... ₩¡/\/Ğ/\/ů+ like the old font? Remember? Leper-shaun the Leprechaun Musk. There's hoping that he will both have leprosy and be a dwarf... And his name will be shaun... Uuuuuuummmm... Nothing I can say here is worse than his actual name... Hmmmm... CitizenSquirtleTTV..."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2023
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kid rich

when you have under 1000 bucks
"yo bro i got 100 bucks for my bday! im kid rich!"
by Xintoxツ August 21, 2023
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kids

I eat kids for breakfast.
Police - you're a fucking cannibal
by Kas? November 8, 2022
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Kid owner

A parent with sole or shared custody of a child who undermines the other parent and doesn't allow them to be with the other parent. Also synonymous with someone who receives child support but the money is not really used for the benefit of the children
That kid owner dropped the kids off at her parents and went to the salon instead of dropping them off to hang out with their dad.
by Chknjeep August 13, 2015
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stray kids

oh you listen to stray kids? kiss me rn.
by userseochangbin November 24, 2021
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