Trucking Company Operations Manager

A fake title glorified dispatchers give themselves to feel important

Jimmy Hamlet is out Trucking Company Operations Manager... so you know what that really means

by Highrail Brian May 21, 2021

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god complex

dahlia’s mom

have you seen that woman? she has such a god complex. she’s probably dahlia’s mom.

by blakevsanity May 26, 2021

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Pear company

That one fictional company from iCarly and VICTORiOUS.

I wish the Pear company was real...

by HeisenbergFromHitTVShowBrBa June 2, 2021

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Broken Computer

Your worst nightmare

WARNING! If you ever see your Broken Computer you may have these side effects:
Heart Attack
Traumatization

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barbed compliment

a small compliment that is presented at the forefront of a hailstorm of insults

Example of a barbed compliment:
"You're a very smart person, but you're so lazy that you can never get any work done. The only thing you're actually good at is being nice to people, and even that is a lie, because of how selfish and self-centered you are. You're honestly just a burden to everyone who knows you."

by ginger008 June 28, 2021

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keratin complex

when you are more excited to share personal information or achievements than to actually enjoy them yourself privately. very egotistical and common in only children. usually an attempt to seek validation and attention that was never offered during childhood.

“Babes. Luca is giving me the Gucci shirt. I stay winning.”

“Omg Aidan. You have a total keratin complex.”

by lovechildbaker July 3, 2021

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obcessive-compulsive

A sewage-pumping contractor who is overly zealous/scrupulous about performing a thorough job.

Winston Rothschild may have started out being obcessive-compulsive about his less-than-pleasant employment, but he soon learned dat it's da overall volume of product pumped dat really matters, not how totally empty you get a particular customer's septic-tank. His customers are always pleased --- one of da many slogans he goes by is "We're number TWO!"

by QuacksO July 8, 2021

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