Choose your next words very carefully 

1. A passive-aggressive threat to someone.

2. To warn someone off before things get violent

3. A response to someone who offended you.

4. Commonly used as a joke online.

Taylor: "It's sad. You turn out to be just like your father. A drunk, abusive, pathetic man with no meaning to live."

Mike: "Choose your next words very carefully"

Choose your next words very carefully by John Anonymous Doe December 10, 2016

Michael Worden

A term for a man who is and will be the greatest living being on the planet. While there were many great men, a MICHAEL WORDEN is one who rises above them all with his amazing sexual prowess and powerful thumbs. BTW, a MICHAEL WORDEN also can lift like 50 pounds into the air.

That dude is totally a Michael Worden, I want to sex him up good, right after he helps me lift my lamp onto that shelf.

Michael Worden by MikeFromStu August 25, 2011

wordsmithery 

1. (n) The noble work of an honest wordsmith, in those olden days of punning pundits and quipping quiptographers.
2. (n) The place of business of said wordsmith.

I spend all mine days at yon wordsmithery, getting mine wordsmithery done,
smithing faire words with mine wordsmithing tools,
for profit,
for fame
and for fun.

wordsmithery by alux August 25, 2005

big school words 

big nerdy words that nerds and geeks use to maake them look smarter than other people.

"What are you doing using your big school words? Just use normal people words and I'll understand what you're talking about." - Ricky, Trailer park boys

big school words by Mr lahey July 19, 2006

Wording up my fucks 

When an individual transposes the words in a statement that they are attempting to speak. Common amongst drunks and teens.

Hey man you wanna beer me my pass?
Oh man did I just word up my fucks

(To Teacher named Ms.Head)
Ms.Tape can you give me some Head?
I'm sorry im just wording up my fucks.

Wording up my fucks by Tianyunwang April 21, 2007

wordie

the name given to a person is are very good at coming up with new words on the spot

“I JUST MADE UP A NEW WORD CALLED DEPRESSMENT”
“OMG NOW YOURE A WORDIE”

wordie by anamendes June 20, 2018

wordstation 

Noun. A computer that has the single purpose of running Microsoft Office. Usually used in a business setting and often overpowered and underused.

If I have to fix one more wordstation that can't print I'm going to jab a pen in someones eye.

wordstation by Johnson ODahnger June 27, 2007