When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
Get the eBay-new mug.When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
by JimboTheFake June 18, 2023
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Get the New World Order mug.Not everybody has a need to make everything new or upgraded, and even if you hold nothing sacred, there would be no you without the old people you laugh at, try to make fun of, or talk endless shit about. You would just be the kid that once ran to your mother for first aid and attention you always were if you're one like that, and people don't change. Some of us knew you before you orked the job you work now, and before you developed your bullshit facade.
by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021
Get the New mug."Giggle News" can be defined as a playful and humorous term used to refer to misinformation or dubious content that people receive, often in the form of emails, messages, or physical mail, and mistakenly believe to be true or credible information. It highlights the idea that the information is so implausible or unreliable that it elicits a sense of amusement or laughter rather than trust.
"When my mum kept believing all those bizarre conspiracy theories from her junk mail, I couldn't help but call it 'Giggle News' because it was so outlandish and unbelievable.”
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1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers
2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius
3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil
4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers
2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius
3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil
4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
Bro I totally did a New Jersey Knuckle Duster on this chick last night after the bar, bitches be crazy
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