i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 21, 2020

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.

"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023

Peni

Much like cacti is used when multiple dicks are out. This is just another way to say dicks.

At the glory holes there was 7 peni pointing towards the one room

by Kitty257 March 6, 2019

Penis

Something men who think they are women don't use

Tom: (to his friend) You see that woman over there? She has a penis but because she identifies as a woman I hear she doesn't use it.

Bill: Whoa man that's crazy

by No-Name1234567891 April 4, 2022

penis

a small penis that men wish was bigger

man 1 my penis is small

by anonymous January 9, 2021

penis beam

An erection that manifests suddenly or quickly.

She made my penis beam..
No, I'm not a pervert it's just that you really make my penis beam..

by DDDalso August 23, 2017

penis

something between a mans legs

hey! how are you, how bigs your penis?

its big! took some viagra.

by urgreatgrampassister August 18, 2021