Salty Hipster

It's a sex act. You've probably never heard of it.

I gave him a Salty Hipster. She loves the Salty Hipster.

by Robbo75 May 14, 2015

holster hips

This is where all them females put their guns, when least expected, they come out and fire, leaving you breathless.

Damn! Those holster hips had me fired!

by RyFen August 14, 2015

Brown hippies

Filthy hippies generally found in Northern California or on weed farms. Referred to as "brown hippies" for their overall general shade of brown from head to toe due to being covered in dirt and not bathing or doing laundry.

A car load of brown hippies came to town today, they smelled like a turd covered in burnt hair!

by l Hate Canada October 9, 2015

Hungry Hippo

A sex act ,involving the man laying on top of the woman in the 69 position with his balls in the womans mouth . She then proceeds to jam her thumb in the mans asshole rapidly causing him to lunge forward ; mouth open towards her pussy like a Hungry Hippo.

That woman wore my asshole out playing Hungry Hippo last night!!!!

by Slobby Robbie November 14, 2015

Neo-hippie

People born after the Baby Boom generation or pass 1961 , who exhibit the habits and traits of a hippie. In extreme cases,wearing or more than one tye-dye shirt,playing jam band excessively. Such as Phish,Widespread Panic and The Grateful Dead.

We need neo-hippie repellent,they overtaking the food court!

by CDawg65 November 26, 2015

Floor hippie

A human like creature that resides primarily on floors. This creature has an insatiable appitite for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. If encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. If infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking fucktard.

The floor hippie has completely ruined my carpet by leaking unfathomable amounts of bullshit and lies from every orifice.

by Jbar1997 December 6, 2015

beta-hipster

A teenage wannabe hipster who tries too hard to be different from the rest of his or her peers.

Dude: Hey Aiden, are you coming to Homecoming this Friday?

Aiden: Nah, I'm going to open mic at the Coffee Roaster that night.
Dude: You can be such a beta-hipster sometimes.

by DrDefinition December 13, 2015