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penis queef

instead of a pussy queefing it’s a penis queefing
person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart
by kys you faggot September 3, 2022
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Penis

The long thing that you're sucking on right now.
Yo what's that penis doing in your mouth
by A_______B_____C June 26, 2020
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Penis

Penis.Sometimes very small but can differ from sizes.When BIG they can penetrate very hard.Penis' are a male body part and use a certain female body part for pleasure.Other names for a penis is cock,dick,pee pee,penetrator,shaft,stick,boner,wood,pene,shack and log.Some penis' even have something called foreskin but we wont talk about that.Penis' are very awesome and males should be very happy and grateful if they have a big one.....also.... girls should be grateful if they have a boyfriend who has a big one!!!
Zach: Hey, is my penis big?

Girl: Well let me have a look!

Zach: okay, here..... let me pull down my pants.

Girl : *looks at it* Yes VERY BIG......i mean....yes,you have a very big penis!
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Elevated Penis

A certain height where a male's genitalia is higher up than someone else's height. Commonly occuring for those above 8 feet tall.
He was so tall that from my perspective he had an elevated penis.
by whatamidoinghere_bruhhh March 6, 2022
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Penis

joe:i farted
chris: can i suck your penis
by iammanandilikemen March 10, 2022
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The Immaculate Penis of John

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.
by El Zodiac April 26, 2024
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douglass penis

Rumor has it that douglass penis is so big that he walks in the room and his dick walks in 5 minutes later.
by Rossman08 August 22, 2021
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