facebook fuck

the act of befriending some one who you wish to engage in sexual intercourse, fellatio, and/or cunningulus, and express your intentions to them through repetitive poking.

Dude i got so wasted and totally facebook fucked this ugly bitch.

by Mozezamos March 9, 2008

sick fuck

1. that one guy who will sleep with any one
2. someone with a sexual fetish for ugly women

John is a true sick fuck, he nailed a grandma.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

elephant-fuck

damn... i can't believe no-one's defined elephant-fuck here... well here it goes!

to Elephant-Fuck someone is to insert into their appropriate orifice one's elbow or (in the case of an inordinately loose hoe) one's knee

'shit, man, that hoe you sent me was so loose, i started-out fisting her, but ended-up having to whip-out the old Elephant-Fuck trick!'

by seamus October 10, 2003

titty fuck

... is when a man uses a woman's breasts as if they were a vagina.

To be honest, I love getting titty fucked by my husband. It makes me feel sexy. Just try to keep the cum OUT OF MY FUCKING HAIR! Really?

by lovingMarriage May 7, 2011

fuck a drawer

Derived from 'fuck yo couch.' Pejorative term in which the user tells the victim to place his penis into a drawer and thrust his pelvis; at times, the drawer will be slammed shut during this activity somewhat like a cock guillotine.

derp: yo man fuck yo couch

herp: nigga fuck a drawer

derp: daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

by bidoofius August 1, 2009

Peta-Fuck

A unit of measuring how much some one got fucked over that has nothing to do with the animal rights group PETA

Wow did you see that, he got totally Peta-Fucked

by Glenjamin87 August 9, 2009

buoyancy fuck

An act of sex in the pool because the women you are trying to bang has big D boobs so in order for her to fuck her hard you use the pool to help lift her giant boobs for an easier fuck...

Brandon- get on top!

Jenny- i cant the bouncing hurts my boobs!

Brandon- lets get in the pool and buoyancy fuck!

by penguin26 November 27, 2009