Penis

5 year old conservative boy

"You're such a penis"

by TheOneAndOnlyDipshit March 12, 2021

Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker

Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.

by CrazyRadio May 4, 2019

Penis

Something every matthew hasn't got

Yo, have you seen matt

Oh yeah that dude without a penis?

Yeah thats him

by Josh C 263 February 15, 2022

Penis

A penis is something that sticks up a vagina to create babie

Karen had a penis stuck up her vagina

by Animeloverwithbigtifduesowo April 17, 2020

Penis privilege

Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.

The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.

by Mike_73 May 23, 2022

Penis gunk

Penis gunk is when you haven’t washed your head for multiple days after cumming and are left with a cheddar like smear on the inside of your foreskin. This is not harmful but quite smelly,

Oh my god Brian. My doctor said I have type 2 penis gunk. He told me to tell my friends the dangers of not washing your head.

by CAZINACAGE January 20, 2019

penis stuck

when you get your dick stuck in a door.

PENIS STUCK! PENIS STUCK!!

by morting April 9, 2025