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Must like to eat until you pass out 

1. Terrible place for anyone outside the state...hell, terrible for anyone outside the city.

2. Ignorant, lazy, pathetic, fat, stupid people sweating in a city that is unbelieveably hot.

3. Terrible education system. Kids walk around dirty, speaking broken english and breaking into cars.

4. Absolutely no progress. This city has no decent jobs, it is nearly impossible to become middle class,has ugly architecture, huge bugs and refuses to live in the 21st century! I am black and I am telling other blacks here, "SLAVERY IS OVER!!! MARTIN LUTHER KING IS DEAD!!! GET A DAMN JOB, PUT YOUR KIDS IN THE TUB AND STOP LYING AROUND WAITING FOR HANDOUTS!!!" People make me sick.

5. The place where I will not raise my children! I am leaving here after my lease ends which is 2008, and heading for DC, Atlanta or New York City.

6. Closed minded to anyone who is not american black or white, Christian, conservative and overweight. Must like huge amounts of pork, bar-b-q, trash talking other people that are not like you and eating until your blood pressure is 300/200. Must not want to weigh less than 350 pounds.
Well I said quite a bit in the definition; but I will repeat here. If you wish to live in Memphis, you must like to eat until you pass out, steal, murder, refuse to speak proper english, talk about the white man holdin' you down daily, reject education, talk loudly, have several kids with different men yet talk about Jesus to whoever will listen, eat pork and not have any concept of what is happening outside of the city.

tight like a jar of fluff 

something that is not cool/someone that is not cool/body parts that should be tight but aren't
People that don't reply to messages are tight like a jar of fluff.
tight like a jar of fluff by K&J February 29, 2008
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smells like the feet

a phrase used to state the fact that there is an atmpsphere of failure due to someone/something that has failed at a task (competitive dare, challenge, life, etc.). could also be spelled "Smells like da feet."

derived from the word "Defeat".
Biker 1: i bet i can jump that car!
Biker 2: do it.
Biker 1: (fails the jump and is lying on the ground wallowing in self pity)
Biker 2: Hm. that jump smells like the feet.
Biker 1: shut up.

sharking like a bitch 

When you refuse to settle for nothing less than a hot chick when it comes to meeting new people.
You know why Jorge doesn't have any friends that are girls? Cause he's sharking like a bitch and holding out for only smokin chicas.
sharking like a bitch by GERONIMOX October 17, 2008

Going off like Leah on Contiki

To go crazy, like Leah would on a Contiki Tour
The party was shut down soon after Roger drank all the tequila and broke 3 tables while dancing on them, he was going off like Leah on Contiki!

Wow! That's really going off!

hung like a nine foot suicide 

Any guy that's got at least nine or ten inches.
"So, like, I was fooling around with Ryan last night, and....oh my god, he is hung like a nine foot suicide."

WAT DAT C LIKE CUZZ  

WHEN AN CRIP AND ANOTHER CRIP MEET
CRIPS WAY OF SAYING WASSUP
WAT DAT C LIKE CUZZ REAL REAL CRIPISH