cum farts

where a woman farts out can that has been inserted into her anal cavity

person 1: yo do cum farts give you a massive erection
person 2: bro wtf

Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*

by Ball sucker 9000 June 1, 2023

fart alley

When the little spoon farts while in a cuddling position, the space between the big and little spoon where the fart travels upwards knocking the big spoon out.

Little spoon: *farts*
Big spoon: OMG, not again, that fart traveled right up fart alley into my nostrils!
Little spoon: *hehehe*

by Coffeeandcorgis July 18, 2021

collosal fart

The biggest fart of all time

"Caseoh had a huge collosal fart and exploded the solar system."

by kayhasnobrain January 15, 2025

Penis Fart

The exit of gasses through the urethra. similar to a female 'queef' but smellier.

"Hey, Steve, I just did a penis fart can you smell it?"

by epicfortnitegamer13 July 21, 2025

fart hit

The last hit in the pipe. That tastes like ass in most cases.

Damn bro, how come you always give me the fart hit?

by sid cain June 16, 2018

Pseudo-fart

A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.

*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”

by 6millionjews November 29, 2020

Fart knocker

Fart knocker is an unimportant person.

Alice: Dave is a Metrosexual because he is a Clean Freak and he's always such a Drama Queen. I wonder if there's a word for that?

Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019