British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes
an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.
an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.
"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"
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whenever you get bored you antagonize people
whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions
whenever you get bored you antagonize people
whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions
Yeah Michael, Hes got a bad case of black and blue syndrome, hes running around attacking people but tomorrow he'll be back at our door step.
by anonymous January 5, 2021
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Roses are red and violets are blue, Got kids in my basement and I'm coming for you!
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Roses are red and violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
Roses are red and violets are blue, Your mom is gay and so are you!
and the most common...
Roses are red and violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
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Kevin: it’s fine you can borrow one of mine. I have ten billion.
by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021
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I don’t know where Raúl got that $4!@ the other night, but I got stuck in the blue cave and slept through my Earth Sciences midterm.
by Hemlox12 January 10, 2021
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