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Zaza zooted

“Bro I was so zaza zooted last night, but I can’t really remember!”
by Kahtir:) December 8, 2023
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Son-Zoned

Adj. Is when an older lady rejects the advances of a much younger gentleman.
Susan: did Aiden hit on you over the weekend?
Vicky: yes, he did. But I son-zoned him: he's just a few years older than my kids.
by joeychan12 December 17, 2023
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French Zoned

When you get rejected by a date due to speaking or doing an action that is associated with French culture. Common in areas of Canada that include both English and french speakers.
"I ordered a baguette, and then she French zoned me"
by Claire Richard January 2, 2025
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Heart zoned

The phrase given to the special zone an ex is placed in reference to the fact that she ain't having sex with him anymore but still wants him to come over to help when she need a man to do the job.
Ex boyfriend..:: "Hey man I'm gonna go help my ex with her heater."
Good friend...: ".Bro.... you gonna leave early to go help your ex. She did you wrong man. "
Ex boyfriend...:"I know. But she says I hold a special place in her heart. So maybe there is still a chance"
Good friend...:"no homie.... you have been heart zoned. There is no going back and getting the pudenda after that. !!"

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by P.Marthafocker January 20, 2025
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Hoode' Boode' Zoode'

A point of hyphiness where distinct speech is no longer possible and it takes three tries to say "zooted".
"Hey dude how are you feelin?"
"Hoode' Boode' Zoode'!"
by Z-Hoode' November 30, 2007
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Nick Level Friend-Zoned

The ultimate friend zone level and one of no return, akin to level 100m on the Original Donkey Kong or level 256 on Pac-Man.

The party in question is often so far in they do not realize they are in the midst of the friend-zone status.
1) A guy gets sent a naked picture from a girl who asks him to "make sure she looks alright before she sends it to another guy". He assumes this to be a ruse, that she actually wants his dick. This assumption is false, he is in fact in the nick level friend-zone.

2) There are two guys and a girl drinking in town. Guy 1 thinks he will take the girl home at the end of the night and does not understand why Guy 2 is hanging around so late. This is made clear when it is Guy 2 who takes the girl home, Guy 1 is nick level friend-zoned.
by sharkacon April 25, 2014
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Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned

The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.
Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??

Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
by anonymous December 2, 2021
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