Yogurt female

The type of female that shares infuriating things on her story, even tho she knows that shit is infuriating her boyfriend and makes him look weird in his homies eyes.

Dominika is yogurt female.

by MartiFromBg November 20, 2023

Yogurt hoe(s)

A yogurt hoe is; a female who may partake in a “whore-ly” amount of sexual activities on top of one’s Yogurt Hose

All the yogurt hoe(s) love this yogurt hose

by Big ol stinky taint February 23, 2025

yogurt

gaymer

"Hey, I just downloaded this game called FartKnit today! Want to play it with me?"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"

by top hat dude July 1, 2021

Belly button Yogurt

Yogurt made from the bacteria in your belly button

Jill made some homemade belly button yogurt!

by koolterrorist May 11, 2023

Cranberry Yogurt

When one has sex on their period and their discharge combines with semen.

Last night Greg and I fr made Cranberry Yogurt, relieved my cramps so nice.

by Poona the Fuck Dog May 3, 2018

Yogurt ass

Counterintuitive. Not a fit ass. An ass that jiggles and has the consistency of yogurt. The best kind. Jiggly and soft. Moves back at you.

She kept walking in front of me in Target, and she had a yogurt ass. It just jiggled and moved as it pleased.

by Mcgwicko April 17, 2021

Yogurt Male

A man who exhibits simular qualities to a Sigma Male but with one key difference. Their personality and lifestyle revolves around yogurt. Either as a morning routine or bedtime snack. It plays a crucial part of their identity.

A yogurt male is generally considered to be better than an alpha male.

Being a Yogurt Male, I know how to keep a full tummy without ruining din-din #ManofYogurt

by nurakid436 June 17, 2025