A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.
Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
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by Cheesybacon28 March 27, 2024
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by Yhcaep December 13, 2023
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Get the weekendersmug. Rob: Hey Bob how was your weekend? I went to the zoo.
Bob: I had an Asian weekend of reviewing physics and working at my shift at work all weekend. My weekend sucked!
Bob: I had an Asian weekend of reviewing physics and working at my shift at work all weekend. My weekend sucked!
by redgulp5 September 15, 2018
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