I just want to shit with the birds 

An expression for someone who doesn't have high expectations or large goals in life.

Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.

I just want to shit with the birds by Regicidal October 31, 2013

i want hard sex 

when you want hard sex

im home i want hard sex with you you little cumslut

i want hard sex by verypogchamp August 31, 2021

Do What I Want 

1.A sentence fragment that displays what a rebel and how cool you are

2.Basically the equivalent of calling yourself a douche

Steve: Hey, that's my ice cream you're eating!
Douche: Do what I want
Steve: You're such a. . .douche
Douche: Do what I want
Steve: You already said that!
Douche:Do What I want. . .yeah

Do What I Want by DanMonkfish December 6, 2009

i want head 

when someone says i want head what they really mean is they want someone to genuinely care for them and stay up watching movies with them in a pillow fort and shit fr

joe “i want head”
deez “actual head or head”
joe” head… i just want someone to care”

i want head by alexquex March 3, 2022

you want my foot? 

The act of ramming your foot so far down someone's throat that they orgasm as you tickle their tonsils with your ankle.

Crofty: Kyle, you want my foot?
Kyle: (no response)
Crofty:*rams foot down mouth*
Kyle: *gags before screaming with delight as his tonsils are caught on Crofty's toenails before ejaculating through his nostrils*

you want my foot? by BBMC May 16, 2010

i want u

I want you is basically saying to someone that you want their balls in your mouth, or boobs.

"I want u so bad"
"Ok ill put my balls in your mouth."

i want u by variskai July 18, 2022

i want to unalive myself 

When you want to die but you can't say "I wanna die" because of demonitaisation

Timmy (he is a nerd): DUDEEE WE HAVE 3 EXAMS IN 3 WEEKS!!! LESSSGO
Me: I want to unalive myself

i want to unalive myself by Fuck me:) December 19, 2022