The one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. So to subdue their fears, they use "SafeTGard" toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they're done for the pending shitter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.
Husband walking out of the bathroom:
Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"
Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."
Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"
Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."
by IsraelHands09 October 1, 2010
Get the SafeTGard twat mug.When you're having sex doggy style, and you look down and watch her behind to see yourself going in and out of her and on the outstroke the skin clings to your penis a little bit and the thin layer of her vagina wall pulls out like it's going to turn inside out, but only a tiny little bit like a couple of millimeters. It goes back in when you push back in. In, out, in, out. That is a twat-ripple.
Man 1: Oh man I was fucking her doggy-style last night and it was so awesome!
Man 2: Sweet! Did you see her twat-ripple?
Man 1: Hell yeah!
Man 2: Sweet! Did you see her twat-ripple?
Man 1: Hell yeah!
by Cocillian Flash April 4, 2006
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