turtle curtle

1.) dropping a deuce on somebody's back and forcing that person to crawl around on all fours like a turtle

" i was boinking Greasy Pablo last night and as i finished up i made her do the turtle curtle"

by Strany May 28, 2006

Poll Turtle

An oddity, a rarity, something that should not happen, unexplained and unfortunate events, but essentially just a turtle sitting on a poll. Similar to Barack Obama.

One day a farmer was walking his fence. He came upon a poll turtle sitting atop one of one the fence polls. The farmer was puzzled. How did this turtle get atop of this fence? So the farmer walked up to the turtle and said "what are you doing here and who the fuck put you here?"

by RattleMeSnake March 24, 2009

turtle spinach

when you take a dump and the crap is very green and looks earthy and murky

i took a dump and it looked like turtle spinach

by Major JMC July 5, 2006

turtle shells

Psilocybe tyrannus, or commonly referred to as turtle shells, is a fairly new discovered psychadelic drug that dramatically increases a person's uptake of dopamine when consumed. Not only that, but it also contains high amounts of dopamine. The drug is actually a rare fungus that has nothing to do with a turtle. The fungus comes from several island countries such as Madagascar and the phillipines, and needs to be grown in intense sunglight. Even after it is full grown, the dealer must heat the fungus at high temperatures to make it produce pyschadelic effects. The result of this makes it almost leathery, and people say it looks like a turtle shell hence the name. Other street names include the tyrant, sithlord, dooku, and darth turtle. The trips of this drug have been compared to that of acid and ectasy but even stronger. Although there is no physical addiction to this drug, long term effects can be devastating to one's brain cell count and create a future of mental illness.

Yo TJ wanna pick up an ounce of turtle shells and play with my easy bake oven?

by theinformer69 August 12, 2006

Dirty Turtles

the act of two men making passionate love on a bed that has ninja turtle sheets on it.

at first chad didnt want to play dirty turtles, so i waited until he fell asleep, then i played dirty turtles all night long

by d mite November 24, 2007

Ninja Turtling

To rush someone in the game of Runescape, usually with dragon claws, but it can be improvised by using vesta's long sword, or dragon dagger (p++). This phrase was started by Sparc Mac, one of Runescape's most well known pkers.

"You just got Ninja Turtled, bitch! GF dart eper! Ninja Turtling owns!"

by reborn296 October 10, 2009

turtle poke

When you poop peeks out of your asshole.

I got a gnarly turtle poke when I grunted.

by Dan August 10, 2003