frozen trumpet

Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo

I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night

by Lovely human being December 26, 2016

Trumpet

Verb. Passing of air through one's dickhole. The male equivalent to a queef.

1. Richard was titty fucking me last night and straight up trumpeted on my face.

2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.

by 5ickch33s3 January 1, 2017

Trumpetized

When someone lives in fear of Trump policies.

I'm Trumpetized of walls.

by Miguel 😧 B February 1, 2017

Trumpet

What band geeks call someone who plays the trumpet

Person: Wow! Look at that Trumpeter play!
Me (a band geek): IT'S TRUMPET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Trumpet

From the English Trump and Puppet. Someone who makes a lot of noise but doesn't really say anything. Or someone who repeats things that are not true, or is manipulated to do so.

"That news anchor on Fox News was such a Trumpet."

Fred: "Hey Jim did you know the Earth is flat?"
Jim: "Shutup fred you are such a Trumpet."

Did you see that orange man carrying on like a rabid narcissist psycopath? Yep he's a Trumpet.

by Kalgores October 30, 2019

Donald Trumpet

Donald trump loves to suck bOoBs, willys, kids, giraffes, snakes, any living creature. He is so weird and doesn’t accept GLBTQ+

Donald Trumpet loves children

by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020

lone trumpeter

Someone playing their instrument on the periphery. Usually low in confidence or voyeuristic.

I went dogging last night. There was a lone trumpeter stood at the edge of the car park.

by Brassband Billy November 3, 2021