An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.
Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!
by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003
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Get the agg town mug.n. Also known pejoratively as 'cowboys" by larger city and state law enforcement agencies because of their lawless, cowboy-like behavior that they wield with impunity -that behavior is mostly attributed to a lack of minorities and real criminal activity in their districts. A "small-town cop" is essentially a geeky, nerdy white guy that would ultimately have been just another loser nobody pays attention to had he not made the proper podunk political connections in order to secure the job that could easily be defined as the ultimate suburban power trip. The local yokels in their jurisdiction kiss their asses for political clout/favors because of the considerable power in the square mile or two they patrol. They believe "the job" makes them cool by default and serves as a way to get back at the cool kids in high school that picked on them. An insanely boring job that has them feeling inferior to larger, well-known, reputable, and busy jobs. Their days consist of, extorting freebies from local businesses, siting in their patrol car spouting their job's feigned importance on Facebook, texting/driving by the houses of local wives and girlfriends of local male residents that assume he is their 'friend' in hopes of getting laid because of their uniform while their wives are clueless.. Nights are spent sitting down the block from local bars waiting for people to leave so they can get an easy DWI arrest and attempt to give their BS job some delusional sense of purpose.
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A Wanksta:Yo I'm from Hamilton ontario and we call it h-town
B Wanksta:Yo I'm from Hamilton New Zealand and we call it h-town
C wanksta:YO I'm from Hudson florida and we call it H-Town
Slim Thug: Shut the hell up It's Houston texas
B Wanksta:Yo I'm from Hamilton New Zealand and we call it h-town
C wanksta:YO I'm from Hudson florida and we call it H-Town
Slim Thug: Shut the hell up It's Houston texas
by H-Town Reppin April 21, 2006
Get the H-Town mug.A condition that arose during the 2009 Health Care Reform town hall meetings. It is caused by the mass hysteria over minute details of the proposed overhauling of the US Healthcare system and manifests in a contorted, pained, exhasperated, and angry facial expression that often gets captured for eternity by National News photographers. The condition is frequently accompanied by shouting, finger pointing, and general over excitedness about details of a plan that hasn't even been fully written. The condition is indiscriminate and affects both opponents and supporters of the proposed legislation.
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