tom barber

Someone who likes Cheese and can't stop pointing it out like a Mongoloid

you're such a tom barber

by Tom B. Sucks February 24, 2019

Tom Cruise It

When you take a shit so bad that you have to get in the shower and wash it off

noah: dude i ate 4 burritos from taco bell and later that night i ended up having to tom cruise it

brandon: that's gross bro

by TacosDestroyEvil August 19, 2018

Tom Watson

to choke

Named after Tom Watson's choke at the 2009 British Open on the final hole.

He should have made that shot, but he Tom Watsoned and missed.

by Sajak July 20, 2009

Major Tom

A fictional astronaut in David Bowie's lyrics. Also, as a metaphor: altered state of consciousness (with or without drugs), people in such state, who lose a sense of reality (have no ground control).

My mama said to get things done you'd better not mess with Major Tom (Ashes to Ashes by D.Bowie).

by Alex Tsarev November 12, 2006

Tom Brady

Another word for Satan. And imma tell you why he is clearly Satan. This dude was down in the Super Bowl 28-3 in the 3rd quarter. YOU CANT COME BACK AGAINST THE BROWNS 28-3 IN THE 3RD QUARTER! Also he did this with all white receivers! If you're playing a pick up flag football game, there is no way in hell you are winning with an all white receiving line. Tom Brady found a way to do that so there is your proof that he is Satan.

I hate to say it but Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T

by TheRealPain March 20, 2017

Tom Rudd

British Army slang for stand up buggery

Who's Tom Rudd? Tom Rudd? Isn't he in Harry Potter? Tom Rudd is army slang for standing up buggery.

by Jim Smith UK October 15, 2019

Occie Tom

Someone who constantly lies, can be shortened to OT.

Myles Murphy: " One more drop of alcohol and I'd have been dead. "

Harry Drabble: " I drank 16 cans tonight "
Myles and Harry are both Occie Toms.

by Allo123 December 12, 2017