Meat Mask

A meat mask is when a female streches a males scrotum over her face and pretends it is a mask

Hey you look cute, can I give you a meat mask?

by Themasterjuuler December 25, 2018

Meat placement

When a woman gains weight in such where the placement is equally allocated between the breasts, ass, and hips, while increasing her feminine figure.

Kristina and Lisa both have great meat placement.

by ritamiller November 7, 2014

Booby Meat

Phrase often yelled at a woman with large, vulumptuous breasts.

DAYUMN, LOOK AT HER BOOBY MEAT!

by Maria, Yo! January 23, 2009

Slick meat

A processed meat Product?, commonly served to jailed inmates that have no choice in the matter, due to it's ability to resemble several types of actual lunch meat, its low cost and high fat content which gives it's name and shiny appearance.a

I would gladly trade my slick meat for a cup of coffee.

by Itiswhatitis?! May 23, 2018

Meat hooker

When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.

Hey would you like to order hookers this weekend? Only if we play meat hooker!

by Helloitsmichael December 2, 2020

meat socket

anus or pussy

when i stuck a piece of toilet paper up my meat socket cuz i was out of tampons.

by nobody else here August 10, 2017

Meat sheets

The beefiest of pussy lips. Looking like some thinly sliced steak. See also skirt steak

Fucking Mary and I were getting hot, went to go down on her and she had some meat sheets.

by Doc Starr November 28, 2021