bloody hell

an interjection of either amazed awe or sudden anger/despondency; from the terms, "Christ's wounds," and/or "Christ's blood," which were deemed sacreligious and so were shortened to "bloody;" "hell was added later to express the full extent of the emotion; originated in Great Britain

Denethor: *insane and unconsolable* Flee, flee for your liiiiives!

Gandalf: *irritated* Oh, bloody HELL! *whacks Denethor with his staff*

OR

Hermione: *punches Malfoy in his snivelling face* Bloody hell, I've wanted to do that for ages!

Ron: Bloody hell! I think I love you.

by Betsy Jacobson October 10, 2005

tarmac hell

The state of despair felt by Sherlockians when season 3 ended with Sherlock and John stuck on the tarmac

Person A: Sherlock is so good! I can't wait for Johnlock to happen!
Person B: Just wait for the Tarmac Hell

by windingmyway January 1, 2017

Hell Welly

Referring to a heavily diseased vagina or 'Welly top'

'I was well in to her until her pants came off and the hell welly came out. I could do without a dose of whatever horrors that fucker harbours'

by Sumb Thucker December 8, 2021

Caffeine Hell

Being a caffeine addict and not having access to or means to procure caffeine. Usually followed by headaches, irritability, slight weakness, disorientation and possible sensitivity to light/sound.

"I ran out of coffee and I'm broke until the 15th, which is three days from now. I guess I'll be taking a little trip to caffeine hell, but on the third day I will rise again."

by sweet_sagittarius January 20, 2012

Crossover Hell

The way in which characters from multiple series of games, TV, books, Etc. are placed together to such a extreme that it becomes completely illogical. For example Sonic, Mario, The Doctor, A OC (original characters), ect. are all together.

Jesus this fanfiction is crossover hell!

by Gamemasterj December 27, 2014

hells cafe

the best ever animation if you dont like it......... fuck your self

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by blahblah_radi May 16, 2020

Hell's no boogie

A sarcastic expression used to make light of someone's trivial problem. When you say "hell's no boogie" to someone, you are reminding them that 1) their problem isn't all that bad and 2) life isn't always pleasant or easy.

Jimmy: "My boss is making me come in on a Saturday, can you believe that??"
Tim: "Well, as you know, hell's no boogie."

by 2/day August 28, 2018