Deford (town)

A small, agricultural village in the thumb of Michigan. And by agricultural, we mean meth and marijuana. Everyone in town is on hard drugs. If you get bored, you can run to the local liquor store and listen to the town floozy or drunk bitch about their life problems that are entirely their own fault. The deford country grocery literally is the only thing in deford that gives people a bit of hope. Mostly due in part because the owner has a fantastic selection of booze. The nicest building in town is the road commission warehouse, which is amazing considering the roads are complete shit. If you decide to move to deford, we can only assume you want to knock up the local bar fly and ruin your life.

I drove through deford (town) the other day and It smelled like meth and body odor.

by Fisher00 February 6, 2020

Lava Town

A town in which lava is at. Examples include, Hawaii, China, and Minecraft servers.

Avery: Yo Ben, you wanna go to lava town?
Ben: Yeah sure thing. I need the Diamonds.
Mitchell: Guys can I come too?
Avery: All are welcome to Lava Town!
Brian: Whose a Lava Town?

by Concerned Citizen of Lava Town April 24, 2020

sex town

A town with a lot of prostitution and/or with a high teen pregnancy rate.

High Wycombe is such a sex town!

by BakerlooLiner17 May 16, 2016

Stupid town

Stupid town is the imaginary place where one is at risk of getting in trouble. Most people think you have to go to stupid town to have fun, but this is entirely not true.

When one enters stupid town, they have made a poor decision and have entered the dark side. Stupid town consists of any of the following: drugs, alcohol, sex, etc.

Friend: hey, let's go smoke some weed
Me: no, i can't go to stupid town
Friend: k den

by Masta Chang September 1, 2013

Town hands

When you've been out and about all day and you haven't washed your hands

"Ew don't touch my food, you've got town hands"

by @Ivøriesofficial June 13, 2018

Town Slut

A person who finds their value in life going to town, getting wasted on alcohol and oher substances, whilst flirting to get drinks etc and fucking anyone who supplies such substances.

"look at all these town sluts hanging around the club looking for attention."

by Blkplague June 14, 2018

shroom town

a place where teenagers gather on a “shroom night” to hookup with eachother and possibly do more

“Are you going to shroom tonight? It’s gonna be a big shroom night”

“Shroom town is where it’s at”

by Rip shroom town July 31, 2018