yellows and blues

daddy's little helpers: cialis and viagra;
The old dude was trying to get some street cred with his pole dancer but couldnt get it up. Presto change-o, he took a little blue Viagra or popped a yellow Cialis and he was ok with the stripper. Then the old fat dude started talking about the tatoo he was getting. Stripper was interested in the money; whatever.

The old dude was trying hard to show he had street cred, but found he couldn't even get it up for the pole dancer. Presto, change-o - a little Viagra cured his Blues. Sometimes he took along the yellow Cialis. He was old and fat, so just in case he always packed his yellows and blues before a night out. He was hard for the stripper - but she was into it just for the money.

by swami04 January 14, 2008

Yellow Savior

1. The yellow trickle of urine that saves your burning anus and stops the burning sensation. Whilst sitting on the toilet excreting feces in soupy form, what is known as diarrhea and feeling a burning sensation around your anus caused by raging enzymes chomping on the soft starfish tissue of your anus as you curse fast food and feel all hope is lost. Alas, fate sends in a hero. The hero, yellow savior, acts as a diffuser and it calms the burning sensation by flowing over your anus, washing the bastard enzymes away. Most common in females.

2. The sun. Definition most preferred is number 1.

Scenario 1:

Celeste: *watery chunk sounds*
Celeste: Fuck, fuck, it burns! I need a fucking yellow savior right now.

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Scenario 2:

Tina: Katie, if it wasn't for the yellow savior I would've had to deal with a burning anus!

Katie: Be thankful, not all of us are that lucky.

by Mistah Bob Dabolina January 8, 2012

Yellow Mercedes

A cocktail containing Lemonade, Monster Energy Drink and Vodka.

I drink my yellow mercedes hastily to become inhebriated.

by Johnothan Pops September 16, 2008

yellow fever

Something you have and you know it. t. Can also be a boner for asian. Stop watching the Jap crap porn you fucking sack of shit

I had a boner for asians. Then i knew i had yellow fever. :)

by Beanthief69 September 29, 2018

Yellow Gold

Define : Same as golden showers . Refers to urine.

Last night I gave here a shot of that yellow gold , She loved it !

by THE FUZZ 5O January 16, 2009

Yellow Fever

A disease and/or blessing that I, along with many other white men, are affected by. Yellow Fever is an extreme obsession with Asian women, mostly due to the fact that they are so freaking gorgeous! Yellow Fever cannot be ignored, cured, or overcome. There is no vaccine and hopefully there never will be.

I get Chinese food just to check out the waitresses. I think I have Yellow Fever.

by Lord Broseiden 92 May 21, 2011

yellow eleven

childcare - the term used to describe a child's running nose, usually, an infected one (hence the "yellow"), that displays one downward drip from each nostril, (hence the "eleven"). Usually, the eleven starts somewhere deep in the nasal cavity, drips constantly, over the upper lip and disaapears into the child's mouth, destined to repeat the cycle.

"Honey, can you get a wipee and snag that yellow eleven on Danielle before she drinks it?"

"Nope, it's your turn. I just did one during breakfast"

by the Pope March 21, 2005