Status Check

Similar to a cup check, but for ones overall standing at the moment. Take into account ones overall health, well being and/or current situation.

Hank: "What is Ryan doing over at the bar hitting on that holstein?"
Matt: "He needs a status check."
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Ryan:"Why did Matt just slide into third in his gym shorts? This is city league softball right?"
Hank:"Status Check"

by Yenrh Ollow July 11, 2010

Status Hijack

The use of the 'comment' feature on someone's status update on facebook to conduct a personal conversation, unrelated to the status.

Pam: "Oh look! I have like 20 new notifications!"

*clicks on notifications only to realise that she has been status hijacked once again!*

Pam: "Oh no, it was just Adam and Ayden pulling yet another status hijack. Oooooh those boys!" *shakes fist*

by Adman47 December 12, 2009

Bird Status

A slut. Someone who has had protected/unprotected sex with a vast number of people.

Mike:"Hey man, last night was crazy. You know Sara? I tapped that."
Dan:"Who hasn't tapped that? That girl got some bird status. You better get checked out."

by SchizoMania July 7, 2009

Jesus Status

Doing something so amazing that only Jesus could be thought to have done.

Did you see that goal in the football game last night?

Yeah. It was Jesus Status

by Eve Tsobst July 25, 2009

relationship status

Usually referring to Facebook, it is proof that you are dating someone and it is you telling the world to fuck off your dick.

Relationship status: This bitch is now dating that bitch, so leave the bitches alone. Facebook official they say.

by Realityistherealdeal December 30, 2013

Alex Status

The position one finds themselves in having overcome an unsurnountable burden out of their immediate control

I was trapped at the bottom of a well and there was no way out, but then the well flooded and I could swim to the top and achieve Alex Status

by HooseOfWidnes March 24, 2022

Status Rape

When a person with power forces someone less, for example, in a job, to have sex, or do sexual acts, and the person without power is unable to say no due to the idea that they may lose their job.

Did you know that the girl who played Dorthy in the wizard of Oz was Status Raped?
She was threatened by some of her producers to 'Have sex' or she would be threatened and fired!

by Nzpowa March 27, 2018