by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024
Get the New Jersey Circumcisionmug. A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.
“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”
by AGuyWhoDoesNothingWithHisLife August 18, 2022
Get the Ocean Township, New Jerseymug. (example 1)
Hamilton: Where is this happening?
Philip: Across the river in Jersey
Hamilton and Philip: Everything is legal in New Jersey
(Example 2)
Seabury: I pray the king shows you his mercy
Hamilton: Is he in Jersey?
(Example 3)
Hamilton: don't debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?
Burr: Alexander, please.
Hamilton: Where is this happening?
Philip: Across the river in Jersey
Hamilton and Philip: Everything is legal in New Jersey
(Example 2)
Seabury: I pray the king shows you his mercy
Hamilton: Is he in Jersey?
(Example 3)
Hamilton: don't debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?
Burr: Alexander, please.
by PhilipTheBestPoet June 28, 2019
Get the New Jerseymug. An outfit consisting of a wife-beater (of any color, but usually a discolored white one) that is tucked into jeans. It is named as such bevause that's what people in New Jersey wear to bed, probably.
by Lildonger415 March 29, 2023
Get the New Jersey Nightgownmug. When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.
Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017
Get the New Jersey Bull Dozermug. The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
Get the new jersey spongemug. Person 1-Hey dude what happend to your hair?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bulldozer because I diddnt tip him last time.
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bulldozer because I diddnt tip him last time.
by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017
Get the New Jersey Bulldozermug.