Hairy Snowman

Someone who has enough dandruff to make a snowman.

Josh needs to wash his hair, he’s becoming a hairy snowman.

by Hdjshdiehdud February 9, 2018

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hairy runway

the strip of hair that stretches from the belly button to the penis

You can say the hairy runway is the opposite of a gouche.

by Fransisco Tilde November 9, 2010

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Hairy Corndog

When the hair dressor is finished cutting your hair ,she takes your freshly cut hair and wacks you off with it .

I just went to the hairdresser down the road and she gives the best Hairy Corndog ever ...

by Kfry83 January 7, 2022

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the act of teabagging your lady with all her hair over her face.
this is an especially shameful sexual act, and should not be attempted by first time teabaggers. to make the act as uncomfortable and embarassing as possible, one should try to get as much of the girls own hair in her mouth.

ted: i gave my girlfriend a hairy dana last night...

gary: how did she take it?

ted: pretty well, despite the fact that she'll be washing pubes and scrotum stank out of her hair for the next week..

gary: you're an asshole dude.

by sausage and egg mcbiddles October 14, 2009

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hairy porn

Porn that usually depicts an individual (or individuals) with excessive amounts of body hair around the genitalia, legs, arms/pits, and/or chest. Source material can involve tame things such as vanilla sex with hairy people or a hairy person just masturbating to some weird ass shit like licking/sucking on the hair.
Chances are if you're into this, you grew up watching waaaaaaaaaaaaayy too much Star Wars & thought it was a good idea to hook up with Chewbacca or an Ewok at some point.
Please do not do this.

" Dude, I got the biggest hard-on last night so I whipped out my laptop and pulled up some hairy porn. Got my nut in two strokes, I swear. "

by SayNoToChewbaccaSex April 16, 2017

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