by Fransisco Tilde November 9, 2010
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Get the hairy cucumber mug.the act of teabagging your lady with all her hair over her face.
this is an especially shameful sexual act, and should not be attempted by first time teabaggers. to make the act as uncomfortable and embarassing as possible, one should try to get as much of the girls own hair in her mouth.
this is an especially shameful sexual act, and should not be attempted by first time teabaggers. to make the act as uncomfortable and embarassing as possible, one should try to get as much of the girls own hair in her mouth.
ted: i gave my girlfriend a hairy dana last night...
gary: how did she take it?
ted: pretty well, despite the fact that she'll be washing pubes and scrotum stank out of her hair for the next week..
gary: you're an asshole dude.
gary: how did she take it?
ted: pretty well, despite the fact that she'll be washing pubes and scrotum stank out of her hair for the next week..
gary: you're an asshole dude.
by sausage and egg mcbiddles October 14, 2009
Get the hairy dana mug.Porn that usually depicts an individual (or individuals) with excessive amounts of body hair around the genitalia, legs, arms/pits, and/or chest. Source material can involve tame things such as vanilla sex with hairy people or a hairy person just masturbating to some weird ass shit like licking/sucking on the hair.
Chances are if you're into this, you grew up watching waaaaaaaaaaaaayy too much Star Wars & thought it was a good idea to hook up with Chewbacca or an Ewok at some point.
Please do not do this.
Chances are if you're into this, you grew up watching waaaaaaaaaaaaayy too much Star Wars & thought it was a good idea to hook up with Chewbacca or an Ewok at some point.
Please do not do this.
" Dude, I got the biggest hard-on last night so I whipped out my laptop and pulled up some hairy porn. Got my nut in two strokes, I swear. "
by SayNoToChewbaccaSex April 16, 2017
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"It's okay, but he wants me to bob-on-hairy and I'm just not ready"
"You're a horrible girlfriend!"
"It's okay, but he wants me to bob-on-hairy and I'm just not ready"
"You're a horrible girlfriend!"
by Ariane Speedwagon April 7, 2009
Get the Bob-on-hairy mug.Allowing a friend to pass out drunk, then shaving his eyebrows and super gluing the hair to his cock.
Lenny: "You look like hell. What happened last night?"
Bill: "I passed out, so the guys gave me a hairy woodpecker."
Bill: "I passed out, so the guys gave me a hairy woodpecker."
by Dick B. Long June 13, 2010
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