Goose Egg

When a man takes a shit into a girls vagina

Taylor hovered over Katie Johnson as he gave her the greatest Goose Egg of her life

by Dukey Ceo of Treehousegang November 3, 2010

grey goose

A bus used to transfer inmates to prison

"I'm on my way to Chino, rollin on the grey goose
Shackled from head to toe
25 with an izzl, with nowhere to gizzo"

by Akizzle July 24, 2008

goose bumpy

The state of having goose bumps; as a result of something chilling, or creepy, etc.

"Whoa, after seeing that, I feel all goose bumpy."

by AMmayhem September 11, 2004

Goose Egged

Getting beat in any way that your score is a 0. (resembling a goose egg)

(see also: raped)

4 to 0 in a game of S&D

"They just got goose egged"

by Asulen November 25, 2009

Goose Dick

The dick of a goose.

Hey, check out that goose dick, it's huge.

by Tyler the balls Bevars November 17, 2007

Blame it on the goose

A rally for childfree women, based on the cartoon “Lady No Kids” who follows a goose to find her next adventure.

“I skipped my friend’s kid’s one year birthday to go to Spain. Blame it on the goose!”

by Yjames August 19, 2022

Mother-Goosing

the act of cockblocking someone, but with Weed because one is "looking out for another's best interest"

Stop Mother-Goosing the weed. Whatever, whatever, I do what i want !

by Phikeia229 December 14, 2009